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Friends Interesting Quotes

Slang

Matt will cry knowing that i caught myself saying, “Fucking Ell.”
He doesn’t read my blog anyways, so he will never know.

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Interesting Quotes Television

Does the Valley have cred now?

If you missed the last episode of entourage your missing the best show on TV. Even though it is on HBO, it should still count for being t he best show on going on. If you haven’t seen an episode of entourage you should check it out now. If you don’t have HBO, I know that you have a friend who does.

This weeks Entourage features the crew going to the Valley to see there opening movie. Drama complains about the heat and only goes to the valley November threw December. Vince and the crew have an Almost Famous moment when they get invited to a house party in the valley. And Vince says to the crowd these are the best moments of your life. Johnny ends the show by saying, the Valley is alright.

Boom, the Valley has instant cred. Even though they say they are going to Northridge and the movie theatre is in Encino. Thats still good enough for me, if Drama says that the valley is alright, then nobody can knock it anymore. For that i am going to go see Poseidon, Drama.

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Interesting Internet Life Quotes

Asstabards

Converting a stylesheet to work for Internet Explorer 6 made me come up with this word today.

Asstabards – A combination of the words Ass and Bastards. Meaning, …Ass..those bastards.

Used in a sentance: IE6 is an assbastard. Assbastards i figured it out.

Why is it spelled that way? Well your an Asstabard to ask such a question.

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Wedding Date Quote

“Every woman has the exact love life that she wants.” The Wedding Date

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I Love Talking About Nothing

“i love talking about nothing. its the only thing i know anything about.” Oscar Wilde