Malls are the new Neighborhood

As i walked to my car today, which is halloween, i noticed that every house on my block was dark. When you don't turn on the lights on your house thats code for, we don't serve your kind here. The Halloween kind, by that kind. I didn't see any kids as i drove the two blocks to the freeway. But as i got to to the burbank mall, i couldn't help but notice that there were kids everywhere. I guess as neighborhoods are closing down to kids, the malls and surrounding retail stores are opening up to the kids. Its good to see that the kids are getting there treat on in all the right places. Hey remember when i was a kid and we went to the mall to get our halloween on? Well they were nice lets go shop there.