Dropped notes

Sometimes kids leave notes in my room (i work at a middle school). This was one of the notes left.
if i tell you something will you promise not to scream?
P.S. Be my partner
O.K.
Why are you scared of stephanie?
I almost kissed him!
I’m crying so much on the inside right now.

a night with my sister for gmail

i really enjoy a good laugh in the morning, and to find that people are in the want of gmail so bad, that they will do a swap for it. i would love to swap my sister for gmail. but i know that she wouldn’t go for it. just for a night, why not sister? its gmail, gmail is totally sweet. my sister totally sucks for not wanting to do it.
www.gmailswap.com

Reasons Why LRhB totally is the suxors

1. Lrhb is totally stolen from the Lrhb rocket made by McDonald Douglas.
2. Pirates can totally kill Lrhb. And we know that ninjas can totally kill pirates. So Lrhb totally is the suxors.
3. Three words, lrhb dot org. totally suxors.
4. “Boy I sure bet that popular girl Lrhb is really going to plump up when she graduates, I can’t wait to laugh at her, she better enjoy being a size two while she can!!!”
5. More coming soon pages than any pr0n film.
6. He didn’t hook with Andrea Covacs. totally suxors.
7. Lrhb only has three myspace friends. After this he will only have two.

In conclusion, Lrhb is totally the suxors. If you don’t know, you better axe somebody.